My Co-Workers Are Bitches

There are visions that haunt me at night while I sleep
Of my co-workers all in a herd just like sheep
All the time kissing and sucking up to the boss
Even the ones so old that they used to use DOS

They're all fucking bitches and I'm sick of them all
I'd like to kick all their asses right down the hall
They all take the stairs acting all smug
While I take the elevator preventing wear on the rug

They think they're better than me? I assure you they're not
Even though they're all here at 9 on the dot
These fuckers they stay here way into the night
They're bitches and bastards who don't have a life

And the ones who think they have the damn right to claim
That their age makes them better than me are just lame
So you know what? FUCK IT! That's it! I quit!
Because I'm not like these fuckers and I won't take their shit.