Stephen Harper Wins With A Minority Government

Canada's New Prime Minister, Mr. Stephen Harper (From Proxima Centauri)
Welcome to Earth, Mr. Harper!

Former PM, Paul Martin has warned us before about Stephen Harper, whose loyalties perhaps lie in another star system. Even Paul Martin is afraid.

In a campaign speech, Mr. Harper was asked where he comes from. Harper's reply was simply, "Oh, from that general direction."

One of the first things Harper was to discover about Canada when he first came to Earth was the Canadian devotion to a substance called 'coffee'. He demanded to know what the fuss was all about, so he was taken immediatley to the best place one could experience such pleasures: Tim Horton's.

And I think he liked it.

Uncle Stephen wants YOU for assimilation.

Many Canadians have been curious about the reasons behind Harper's plan to invest 5.3 Billion dollars in Arctic sovereignty. I think I know why. That's where his secret alien base is. (And by the way, the PC party is not the 'Progressive Conservative' party, as many believe. It stands for the 'Proxima Centauri' party....but they changed the name to simply the "Conservative Party" because too many people were starting to have suspiscions)

Native to Earth, Liberal member Sue Barnes was elected in my riding. She has held the position since 1993.

Seriously, though....CONGRATULATIONS STEPHEN HARPER.

If the Dalai Lama will give you a chance, then I suppose I should be open minded about it as well.
Just remember...there's an imaginary line on this continent called a 'border' which seperates the United States from the quite distinct Canada. And we'd really like to keep it that way. Nothing personal...it's just politics.